Anniversaries are about love, memories, and… laughing till your sides hurt! Sure, sweet messages are nice, but sometimes a little humor says it best.
Whether you’re married, dating, or just really good at commitment, a funny quote can make your celebration extra special.
In this post, we’re sharing the best short funny anniversary quotes that are perfect for texts, cards, or social media. They’re light, witty, and packed with charm—just like your relationship (hopefully!).
Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even roll your eyes a little. From romantic giggles to Insta-ready captions, we’ve got you covered. Let’s dive in! 👇
Romantic Short Funny Anniversary Quotes 💘🤣
Even romance deserves a few giggles! These quotes add just the right touch of funny to your sweet message.
Love is blind… but marriage is a real eye-opener
You stole my heart. So I’m taking your fries
Together, we’re weird. And it works
I still like you—even after all your morning breath
You’re my favorite person to annoy forever
You had me at “We have snacks”
We go together like coffee and chaos
Married life: 50% love, 50% asking what to eat
I love you more than pizza… almost
Thanks for not killing me yet
Happy anniversary! You still make my heart race… when you steal the blanket
Love means never having to say “Do you smell that?”
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, and sometimes the jelly on my pants
You + Me = One well-fed couple
Still crushing on you, just like day one—except with more back pain
I love you more than WiFi
Thanks for keeping your socks off the table
Our love story is my favorite sitcom
Forever is a long time… good thing I like you
You make me smile even when I want to punch you
We’re cute, weird, and probably need supervision
You’re my partner in crime (and snacks)
Love you even when you snore like a chainsaw
Our marriage is built on laughs and leftover pizza
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist and best friend
Funny Short Funny Anniversary Quotes Just for Laughs 🤪💬
Looking for straight-up humor? These quotes are made to tickle your funny bone.
Marriage: when dating goes pro
Happy “tolerating each other” day
Love is patient… especially with your cooking
You’re my favorite weirdo
We’re still married—guess that’s something
Thanks for pretending to laugh at my jokes
Another year, still not bored of each other
We go together like stress and gray hairs
Marriage: the only war where you sleep next to the enemy
Still madly in like with you
Our anniversary is proof that we can survive anything—even assembling IKEA
Congrats! You’re still the person I text when bored
Relationship status: still obsessed
Happy anniversary to us and our matching sweatpants
Here’s to love, laughter, and never agreeing on what to eat
I love you more than naps (that’s serious)
You make me laugh… and do the dishes
You’re my emergency contact and forever headache
Another year, another bunch of inside jokes
Let’s stay weird together
Love you even when your socks are on the floor
You’re still the reason I smile (and sometimes scream)
We’re a team—mostly chaos, some romance
Thanks for not replacing me with a cat
One more year closer to old couple goals
Short & Cute Short Funny Anniversary Quotes 💑✨
Keep it simple and sweet with a dash of humor. These quotes are small but mighty.
You + Me = Cute and chaotic
Still crushing after all this time
You’re my favorite notification
Us = forever and always… and snacks
Happy “still not sick of each other” day
I pick you—every single weird day
We’re the real deal… like tacos
Still the one I want to hug after a bad day
You had me at “I brought food”
I’d share my fries with you (rare love)
You make the boring days funny
Together is my favorite place
Forever looks good on us
You’re the ketchup to my fries
Still laughing at your jokes (sometimes)
You’re my always person
I’d swipe right on you again
Our love = silly, sweet, and strong
Thanks for loving my quirks
You’re my favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Still falling for you, even after your bad jokes
You light up my memes
You’re my happy place
I like you more than chocolate
Let’s grow old and weird together
Best Short Funny Anniversary Quotes for Instagram 📸💬
Make your followers laugh with these perfect caption-ready quotes.
Still not tired of your face
365 days of laughs, love, and leftovers
My forever roommate
Anniversary vibes and silly smiles
Love you even when the WiFi’s slow
We survived another year! Cue the applause 👏
I said “I do” and still kinda do
Married life = endless dishes + endless love
Just a couple of weirdos in love
Us: messy, funny, real
I still like you (even when you’re cranky)
You’re my favorite reason to skip sleep
Cute, crazy, committed 💕
Every day with you is a new meme
You’re the spoon to my cereal
Built on love, fueled by coffee
My partner in all things ridiculous
Cheers to another year of inside jokes
Love you more than the weekend
Matching socks, matching hearts
No one else I’d rather annoy
Still falling for you… literally, I tripped
My person, my pest, my peace
Here’s to us and our weird love
Marriage: best decision I ever made (besides tacos)
Trending Short Funny Anniversary Quotes This Year 🔥📅
These fresh and funny quotes are making everyone smile in 2025.
Still together, still weird
Marriage = love + memes
You’re my happy ending… and beginning
Forever-ish and loving it
Cute enough to post, annoying enough to keep
Real love is surviving each other’s playlists
Here’s to another year of not sharing dessert
We go together like chaos and coffee
My favorite human—even on Mondays
You’re my everyday funny
Still vibing, still thriving
Can’t imagine life without you—or our dog
Marriage is fun… with snacks
Still the one I want to share my fries with
You’re my lifetime subscription
Thanks for all the laughs and leftovers
Married and still mildly obsessed
Best team ever—even on laundry day
Forever funny, forever us
You’re my plot twist
Love you more than memes
You’re my best yes
Our love story keeps getting sillier
Still can’t believe you said yes
From besties to soulmates
Conclusion
Love doesn’t always need big words. Sometimes, it just needs a short funny quote and a big smile.
Whether you’re sharing on social media, writing a card, or sending a sweet text, these quotes will keep your love light, fun, and unforgettable.
💬 Which one was your favorite? Share it in the comments or tag someone who needs a laugh today!
