Fifty years of marriage is no joke. Or… maybe it is! When your friends hit their 50th anniversary, it’s time to bring out the funny side of love.
Whether they bicker over remote control rights or still giggle like teens, a little humor makes their golden day even more special.
These funny 50th anniversary quotes for friends are perfect for speeches, cards, or social media shoutouts.
In this post, you’ll find hilarious, short, romantic, and trending quotes that will leave everyone smiling. Ready to celebrate with laughter? Let’s dive in!
Romantic Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes for Friends 💘😂
Love and laughs go hand in hand—especially after 50 years! These quotes mix sweet and silly for the perfect anniversary cheer.
Still married after 50 years? That’s either love… or no one else would take you!
You two are proof that love is blind… and sometimes deaf!
50 years of romance, and not one of you has run away. Impressive!
Your love is timeless—just like your old jokes!
Half a century of “yes, dear.” That’s true love!
You deserve a medal… or maybe just a long nap!
You’ve survived five decades of each other’s habits. That’s a miracle!
Love grows stronger… as hearing gets weaker!
50 years of cuddles, chaos, and cold dinners!
You’re still in love—and still slightly annoyed by each other!
The secret to 50 years? Selective hearing and snacks.
Romance doesn’t fade—it just wears slippers now.
You aged like wine… and maybe just a little vinegar!
Still holding hands? Or helping each other not fall?
From “I do” to “Did you take your pills?”—love wins!
You’ve built a life full of love—and funny memories!
50 years later, and you still laugh together. That’s golden!
True love is knowing each other’s weirdness—and still saying “I do.”
Love is patient, kind, and snores like a bear.
Who knew forever came with morning breath?
Still dancing through life—just a bit slower!
Love after 50 years: warm hugs and warmer socks.
You’re not just soulmates—you’re partners in prank!
50 years of giggles, glitches, and great memories!
You’ve laughed through life—and that’s the best kind of love.
Funny 20 Year Anniversary Quotes For Friends
Get ready to roll on the floor laughing! These quotes are packed with sarcasm, wit, and fun.
Congrats on 50 years of tolerating each other!
Half a century of putting up with snoring. Now that’s love!
You’ve reached “vintage couple” status!
Your love story is my favorite sitcom.
You deserve a trophy… and maybe a vacation from each other!
50 years of marriage and you still can’t agree on dinner!
You made it to 50 years without a crime scene. Impressive!
Love is eternal… but so are arguments over the thermostat.
You two are like glue—sticky and impossible to separate!
Marriage tip from you: never admit who’s right!
You’ve been together longer than most furniture!
Still going strong… or at least still going!
Happy 50th to the couple who laughs louder than they argue.
50 years, countless laughs, zero murder charges!
You’re living proof that sarcasm can keep love alive!
The golden rule: whoever forgets the anniversary buys dinner!
50 years of “just five more minutes” turned into forever!
You’re the OG power couple—with matching reading glasses!
Together for 50 years… and still arguing over movie choices!
Love means never having to say, “Turn off the light.”
Cheers to 50 years of joint bank accounts and divided TV remotes!
You’re like wine and cheese—better with age and slightly smelly!
True love is growing old together… and blaming each other for everything.
You guys are the poster couple for “marriage with laughs!”
Half a century of shared memories—and shared WiFi passwords!
Short Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes For Friends
Need something quick and catchy? These short quotes are great for cards, DMs, or even cupcakes!
Still stuck together like glue!
Love aged like fine wine!
50 years and still LOL-ing!
Old but gold!
From soulmates to roommates!
Still goofy after all these years!
Half a century of “Why me?”
Legends of love (and sarcasm)!
Golden love with silver hair!
You’re the cutest odd couple!
Marriage goals: survive 50 years!
Still crazy in love and just crazy!
Holding hands and roasting each other!
Marriage = 50% love, 50% snacks!
Cheers to love and dad jokes!
Laughing through life together!
Still making memories and mischief!
50 years and going strong-ish!
Funny, sweet, and always together!
Love and laughs never age!
Marriage pros: 50 years certified!
You two = love and LOLs!
Forever starts with “You again?”
Old love, young hearts!
Love powered by humor!
Best Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes for Instagram 📸😂
Want that perfect post caption? These quotes are great for Instagram, with just the right amount of sass and sweetness.
50 years together and still slaying a couple goals!
Golden love with a twist of humor!
Married for 50 years and still can’t share the blanket!
This couple proves love (and laughter) lasts forever!
Relationship status: 50 years and still hilarious!
Celebrating 50 years of matching socks and mismatched opinions!
Love is eternal… like these two!
The real MVPs of marriage and memes!
Still crushing it at love—and sarcasm!
Half a century of “Where did I put my keys?”
Old but forever bold!
Marriage made in heaven—run by inside jokes!
Couple goals: Laugh together, age together!
This is what forever funny looks like!
Love and laughter: their secret recipe!
50 years strong, and the roast never ends!
Cheers to a love story with bloopers!
Married for 50 years. Still weird. Still wonderful.
Forever love… with daily giggles!
They nailed 50 years of wedded mischief!
Their love is older than Google. Let that sink in.
This couple aged like memes—classic and timeless!
Swipe right in the 70s, still together!
They’re the reason laughter is part of love!
Love at first laugh—still laughing 50 years later!
Trending Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes This Year 🔥🎉
Want to stay on-trend? Here are the most popular and current quotes people are loving in 2025!
50 years later, and you still haven’t figured out the dishwasher!
If love was a job, you both deserve retirement bonuses!
Netflix and chill… since 1975!
50 years of marriage = 49 years of “You were right.”
They stuck it out longer than my phone’s battery!
Real love is sharing fries and frustrations for 50 years!
50 years of “Yes, dear” deserves applause!
Their love outlived floppy disks!
Cheers to 50 years of “Did you take your meds?”
Still wild, still wed!
From disco to digital love!
Marriage tip: One person remembers the dates. The other forgets!
They’ve been together longer than the internet!
50 years of inside jokes and outside drama!
Still laughing, still loving, still losing the remote!
Love is forever… like their daily bickering!
Half a century of perfectly timed eye-rolls!
Romance isn’t dead—it just wears orthopedic shoes!
You two made forever look funny!
50 years of love, life, and laundry!
Still married, still weird, still wonderful!
Their love has better Wi-Fi than mine!
They aged gracefully—and hilariously!
From first dates to hearing aids!
Their love story deserves a Netflix special!
Anniversary Message Ideas for Friends 🎁💬
Want to send a personal message? Try these ready-to-use ideas that mix fun and love.
Wishing you laughter, love, and naps—lots of naps!
Happy 50th! May your love stay strong and your arguments stay funny!
Congrats on being married longer than most celebrities stay famous!
50 years of memories—and probably lost keys!
Here’s to love that’s old, gold, and still makes us laugh!
Marriage looks good on you… so do pajama days!
Happy Golden Anniversary to the funniest lovebirds we know!
Love you guys—and your hilarious love story!
May your next 50 years be just as full of laughs!
You two put the “fun” in dysfunctional (in the best way)!
Thanks for showing us how funny love can be!
Happy 50th to the couple who proves laughter is the best glue!
May your golden years be filled with giggles and grandkids!
Here’s to 50 years of love, laughter, and laundry!
Watching your love is like watching a rom-com on repeat—never boring!
50 years of marriage, and you still like each other. Amazing!
Your marriage is goals—funny, real, and full of heart.
Hope you celebrate big—with cake and sarcasm!
Your love is the punchline we all needed!
Happy 50th, legends of laughter and love!
🎉 Conclusion
Fifty years of friendship, love, and laughter deserves a celebration to remember!
Whether you’re giving a speech, writing a card, or posting on social media, these funny 50th anniversary quotes for friends will make their day even more special.
Let’s keep spreading joy! Drop your favorite quote in the comments and share this post with someone celebrating their golden milestone.
👉 Looking for more inspiration? Check out our [Best 25th Anniversary Quotes for Friends] post!
